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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Rabbi Who Stole..Cure for Blind Faith..- Chabad Newsletter


 

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Chabad Jewish Enrichment Center Newsletter

February 4, 2008
 
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The Rabbi who stole Purim.

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Once upon a time there was a Rabbi who was very mean. He didn't want anyone to celebrate Purim. The graggers were too noisy and everyone seemed to be a bit drunk. This Rabbi loved to sit by himself and wile the Purim away.

 

One day he thought of a mischievous plan. He would not remind anyone about the Shalach Manot Project. Then 250 families (probably close to 500 people!) would not celebrate Purim or even realize that it was Purim.

 

Thank G-d, one kind hearted soul stopped him. You. By clicking this link.

www.jewishenrichment.com/purimgifts.

 

 

The Jewish Cure for Blind Faith

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The York JLI Class "Beyond Belief", starts Feb 21 @ 7:00 - 8:00pm at the York Chabad House. It is definitely on, we have a group of people who have signed up. If you care to join or want more information, please email me. We have room for 4 more.

 

 

Jail Story.

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Tuesday I visited SCI Camp Hill. I learned with the inmates for about 2 hours and then had counseling sessions. One of them, George, told me that his 3 year old comes up to visit him once in a while. They have a special play area where they can interact. George's wife, Sheila, told him that their son got into trouble in school - he pushed another child.

The teacher asked him "why did you push that boy?" The three year old responded "So I will be bad...and then be with daddy."


What do you think the lesson is? Let me know and I will include it next week.

 

 

Judaism is Nice, But Isn't it More Important to Feed the Hungry?

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Question:

Each year, we Jews spend so many millions of dollars, and devote so much time and energy, to building synagogues, Jewish schools, and a slew of other religious and academic institutions. Wouldn't it be better if we applied all those resources to feeding the hungry, housing the homeless, and working to alleviate all the horrendous suffering that goes on in so many places in the world?

 

Answer:

 

Why do you care about the homeless? What's it your business? Are they members of your own family that you should be concerned about them?

 

www.jewishenrichment.com/hungry

 

 

Broken Water Heater

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My water heater is broken. Water comes out brown. Any suggestions?

 

 

S.V. Jewish News

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Featuring articles from both local & national authors, the next issue will be a Purim themed edition. If you don't get the Jewish News, but would like to, feel free to drop us a line.

 

 

Mommy & Me started this past Sunday!

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We have a very nice group. Click http://www.jewishenrichment.com/mommy for info and www.jewishenrichment.com/momandkids for pictures.

 

 

 

Cure for the common Flu
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Did you know that there are many people who are "under the weather" right now?


Shira has a vat of chicken soup bubbling right now (and making me very hungry!)

 

Know someone who is sick? Come pick up a bowl for them! Call 368-6565 (Chabad office) or 391-6343 (Rabbi & Shira's home).

 

Offer valid while supplies last.

 

 

 

 

The Jewish Firetruck
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One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into flames. The alarm went out to the fire departments from miles around.

When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved.

I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact.

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate.

As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Jewish rural township volunteer fire company composed entirely of menschen over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine operated by this Jewish Fire Department passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant.....and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside the other firemen watched as the Jewish old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before.

Within a short time, the Jewish old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Jewish fire fighters.

The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Abe Hertzfeld, the 70-year-old fire chief, "the foist thing ve're going to do is fix the brakes on that feshtunkena truck!"

 

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